Before Major Tomm was sent to the land of fire, he was an ordinary human. Being a fan of sword fighting, and mystical fantasy battles, Major Tomm was curious if he didn't belong in this world, there were many other worlds out there, so why should he have to stay in this one? He dreamed of travelling to a distant world, where he could slay Rancors and never have to live his life in peace again. Of course he was a young child, so his parents though it was adorable. He was serious about this dream though, until he was seventeen. He had given up on that dream that year, but that was also the year he died, and was trapped in the realm of fire. He wanted to stay there for a while, until he received the device that connects the two realms with "the internet." Since he is immortal in the realm of fire, he decided to read/watch/comment on everything on the internet, and after seeing what the human world has turned into, he wants to go back. This website and its blog will contain opinions about opinions.