"For all who may gaze upon this site; you're welcome." - Major Tomm
Greetings, I am Major Tomm. Twenty-two years ago I was killed in an "unavoidable" accident, but my spirit lives on, and now I can only communicate through this website, thank goodness it is awesome. To return to your mortal realm, I must live in the land of fire for thirty million years, fending off those that seek to keep me here. Time in the realm of fire travels faster than in your world, one year in your word is one million in mine, but since I was once human, it feels like one million years. I was fortunate enough to encounter a lawyer who was sent here, with a strange device that I could use to keep in touch with your realm using your so-called "the internet."
If you'd like to share an opinion on some good recipes, or send me the map of the blood runner that I can use to find the Rancor and slay him, granting me the power of the aegis of immortality, See my contacts page."
If you'd like to share an opinion on some good recipes, or send me the map of the blood runner that I can use to find the Rancor and slay him, granting me the power of the aegis of immortality, See my contacts page."